It’s Friday at last! It’s time for drinks on Friday afternoon! π»
1. Only possible!
I always work from home on Fridays, but tomorrow I have meetings at the office from 2-4pm, and I’m seriously considering putting wine in my coffee cup.
– Sheetal (@geenbarbie) May 25, 2023
2. Is that just cute.
The fellow who never drinks cappuccino is kind enough to bring me a cappuccino. With us, the milk is frothed separately and you add a shot of espresso.
Colleague: “I didn’t like it very much, so I put three espressos in it.”
will bounce. π
– Marjolijn van de Gender (@marjolijnvdg) May 26, 2023
3. And now it’s over!
I almost sent a meeting invitation with the text “diaper tip” instead of veil tip.
Seriously, I get some of my co-workers talking about kids all the time π
– Kim (@Kim_Amsterdam) May 26, 2023
4. How awesome.
If you have any doubts about the quality of your work, remember that people have been paid to come up with this. pic.twitter.com/Bg0KeFDVBq
– Pieter van Brevoort (@pietur) May 27, 2023
5. Good luck!
Folks, you have to drink your diary today. Unfortunately I have a lot of work to do.
– Mr. Driagy (@andre_de_pandre) May 31, 2023
6. Really good.
Selim is at the door. Whether I want to support UNICEF.
Yes, so good.
A classmate enters the park: “I already have 5!”
Me: “You’re fine”
Slim: “Yes, Utrecht is always relaxed”
Secretly proud of 030!
– Beach Roy βοΈπππββοΈππ (@ Beach_Roy33) June 1, 2023
7. No, that’s not very elegant.
I thought it was cold, so I put on my jacket to work. I forgot what’s on my sleeve π«£π¬ pic.twitter.com/3BBfs6nUTh
– π€ Queen of Redheads π€ (@queenredhead89) June 2, 2023
8. THIS IS INhumane, SO EARLY.
You must be shocked by your laptop if you send a meeting invitation before 09:00
– Nino (@NinodeVries) May 30, 2023
9. Girlfriend After That!
And to please women: just say mate instead of mate. Is she a genie or something?
– Jacqueline Kliger (Sasklei) May 30, 2023
10. IT COULD BE DONE IN AN EMAIL.
Such a meeting that you really think would have left me sitting behind my desk for an hour and a half! π€ππ pic.twitter.com/280G83k1nt
– Sabi (_mi_no_Sabi) May 30, 2023
11. Excuse me?!
“Am I making you fat, too?” The colleague who asked if she would bold my name on a document # Oh, Lord π
– Judith (@judith_broek) May 30, 2023
12. What a hero!
A colleague from the core team at # Hahaha Across the ditch for a sheep in need! ππΌππ#RT pic.twitter.com/CjZjTnfGXl
– Virgil De La Haye (@POL_DelaHaye) May 26, 2023
13. Cool.
My work site could be there again today. pic.twitter.com/fZpHw41TJN
– Karen Jansen (Live on Magic Mountain) (@Lasomaplda) May 30, 2023
14. Good luck with that.
There isn’t enough coffee in the world to keep me up and awake today.
– johannes (@hetisjohannes) May 30, 2023
15. Jordan?
I have a colleague named Geronimo. Admittedly, it’s not the easiest name, but your name will be on every customer receipt you create.
A customer has already called him GeramiΓ±o, Jeremy, and now Jordima?! π« pic.twitter.com/eL4Ze1zLtu
– Vera πΏ (veradjong) May 30, 2023
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