not exactly Today’s speech online, mostly because it is last week’s online speech. But we care deeply about the sexual and gender orientation of this M&Ms and FOX News. Last time it was a betrayal that sexy M&M (green) swapped out its sexy sneakers for not-so-sexy sneakers. But now it’s much worse: Purple M&M’s were introduced to promote inclusivity.
We clear our throats and read the producer’s paper:For the first time in a decade, M&M’S®, proudly part of Mars, is expanding its iconic crew by introducing a new character and speaker – meet Purple. Designed to represent acceptance and inclusivity, our newest members are known for their serious self-expression. Keen on self-awareness, authenticity, and confidence are the driving forces behind Purple’s charm and exotic nature. She joins the legendary cast of M&M characters, who were recently revamped with an updated look and more nuanced characters in January.“
A confident, authentic and self-assured woman? I’m done with this! Like Tucker, after the break!
Nick Adams (Alpha Male) is totally finished with WOKE M&M’s (Nick is not a character)
Ah, Nick