not exactly Today’s speech online, mostly because it is last week’s online speech. But we care deeply about the sexual and gender orientation of this M&Ms and FOX News. Last time it was a betrayal that sexy M&M (green) swapped out its sexy sneakers for not-so-sexy sneakers. But now it’s much worse: Purple M&M’s were introduced to promote inclusivity.
We clear our throats and read the producer’s paper:For the first time in a decade, M&M’S®, proudly part of Mars, is expanding its iconic crew by introducing a new character and speaker – meet Purple. Designed to represent acceptance and inclusivity, our newest members are known for their serious self-expression. Keen on self-awareness, authenticity, and confidence are the driving forces behind Purple’s charm and exotic nature. She joins the legendary cast of M&M characters, who were recently revamped with an updated look and more nuanced characters in January.“
A confident, authentic and self-assured woman? I’m done with this! Like Tucker, after the break!
Nick Adams (Alpha Male) is totally finished with WOKE M&M’s (Nick is not a character)
Ah, Nick
And of course the tuck!
“Lifelong zombie fanatic. Hardcore web practitioner. Thinker. Music expert. Unapologetic pop culture scholar.”
More Stories
Volvo introduces the electric EX30 SUV as the first Volvo car with an LFP battery – Image and Sound – News
High costs and a lot of corona subsidies: catering bosses stop themselves
Zero emission zones in the city from 2025: This is what the transitional arrangements look like